Ronald McDonald, the Killer Clown of Millions!

Ronald McDonald, the Killer Clown of Millions!

Ronald McDonald, The Killer Clown....who has forgotten that the top killer clown of them all is the mascot and champion of one of the deadliest corporate fast food restaurants in the world. 

I remember the news actually celebrated the occasion when Moscow opened it's first McDonalds after the collapse of the USSR as some kind of symbol that Russia had finally embraced freedom when in reality they had just become another post for the killer burger chain to operate in.

Stay safe kids, stay away from McDonalds!

Christmas Clowns

Christmas Clowns

As Christmas approaches we are getting ready for everything nice, sweet and spice but what about those of you that want something a little bit more scary to give to your kids on December 25th?

How about this....

#It (2017) Ultimate #Pennywise (Dancing Clown) Figure https://t.co/TW5v1YDzpb pic.twitter.com/2bsKp3J12p

— BigBadToyStore (@BigBadToyStore) December 10, 2018

My New Sexy Zombie Porno Clown Revealed

My New Sexy Zombie Porno Clown Revealed

I've been waiting a while now but now I can reveal one of the new stars of my new porno clown movie.

It's called "Balloon animal hell hole" and it's all about how many different balloon animals she can put up her orifices without bursting them - LOL.

I think she will enjoy the experience.

Tell me what you think of my latest zombie porno arse balloon star!

She's a beauty isn't she?

More Clown Porn For All you Insane Rebel Clowns

More Clown Porn

This clip is some real clown porn for you to get your teeth round LOL



What do you think of clown porn?

Funny?

Sick?

A Turn On?

Let me know if real clown porn movies were being made would you watch them or not?

Any girls into porn wanting to make crazy porn videos that are both funny and horny.

Squirty cream, juggling balls and silly string all over let me know!

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Quagmire watching clown porn

Here is a great clip from Family Guy that shows the extend of Clown Porn around the world.

We could be famous people, I just need some girls willing to be covered in squirty cream and silly string for a Porno Clown Bukkake porno.

Anyone interested in some niche porn films send us a comment.


Do you like Family Guy, who is your favourite character and do you think Quagmire is perverted or not.

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Suicide Squad - Harley the Shrink becomes the Jokers Bint

Harley Quin Goes From Psychiatrist To The Queen Joker

I love this scene from the Suicide Squad film. The colours, the paint, the whole merging of her two mental sides. One the straight psychiatrist, the other, the crazy Harley Quinn, wanting to be with the Joker and willing to do anything to go there.

This is the chemical bath scene with Harley Quin and the Joker from the first Suicide Squad - I expect more will be coming down the DC pipe line to catch up or overtake Marvel now their universe is basically finished with their last film.

I'm sure there will be other characters, and their own films like the Ant Man and the Wasp, plus LucasFilms is now doing back, front and middle stories for Star Wars. I watched the first two episodes of The Mandalorian the other night and as old comic universes die new ones begin.



Do you consider Harley Quinn a clown or just a sexy freak who needs a good nice young boyfriend like the joker to bring round your parents house for dinner?

Porno The Clown

Porno The Clown

Porno the clown, this is the site for porno clown lovers to visit.

This is a satire of the tackiest and creepiest kinds of characters you can find online and starts with this first installment introducing Porno The Clown. 


What do you think of the new character Porno The Clown?

Fat Clowns You Would Love To See Next To You In Bed Next Morning

Fat Clowns You Would Love To See Next To You In Bed Next Morning

These are a couple of sexy fat clowns any lady would be lucky and proud to find lying all over her when she wakes after a night of heavy drinking.

Hey I think I may have just come up with an idea on a business.

Hiring fat, scary, or old wrinkly clowns that would be placed on the same bed as your drunken friend so that when they woke they woke with a big grin on their faces. 7

Either that or came running out of the room screaming!

Remember if you have any clowns to share G+ the blog and I'll set up a community in which we can all share clown stories and pics.

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Superheroes vs Supervillains

Superheroes vs Supervillains

The Suicide Squad Full Movie including: Harley Quinn and her funny moments, all the deleted scenes, funny moments and the Batman, Joker, Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Robin and Batgirl.

Which "Clown" is the best, the Joker or Pennywise?

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New IT Movie Pranks

Here are some new IT Movie Pranks

Enjoy these new pranks from Pennywise and unsuspecting victims.

Pennywise chases victims from the sewer down the road.


Movie visitors get a shock after seeing the new film IT in the USA.


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