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Wednesday, 9 October 2019

The Joker 2019

Was the Joker worth watching?

Well I went to see it on my birthday, thank you Mum and Dad, and I have to say that in all things the beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


I won't spoil the plot but I will say this, the new DC roll out of their members now that the whole Marvel get together and have a big party film is over. I can say that the trailer for that sexy little minx and in Deadshot's one only miss, Harley Quinn, looked very entertaining indeed.

I won't get off tract here but if you scroll to the bottom you will see Harley Quinn's trailer for Birds of Prey in all it's glorious multi coloured paint and make up.

The Joker was a back story one that didn't go far enough. I mean locked up for the killing of 3 men on a train and many more would at least earn you the chair or full life without parole. However at the end he seems to be in a psychiatric award despite a clown going to all that way to break him free from those evil men in blue seems a bit of a cliff hanger and I doubt we are going to get much more of a cliff.



The whole story is about a down and out trying to make it in the hard knock city of Gotham, a metaphor for New York if ever one needed explaining.

He is a dancer, a lover, not a fighter but the city turns against him. His social worker and his psychiateric drugs are removed from him by a cruel city, the jobs as a clown are at first very thin on the ground.That is until his ground breaking show on TV. Then they become a little far too thick all over the place.

However you can see in the way he moves when by himself or even at the end on the top of a cop car, that his heart has always been in the finer skills of dance and when he is mocked just before going on a talk show with his youthful ballet it is no surprise when he ends the presenters career with a bang.

However the violence from himself only starts from protecting a girl on a subway and then escalates as more and more of the forgotten Gotham city turns to clown suits, strikes, riots, burning cars in the streets and laughing at all who mock.

It is a film about a man who wants to explore the finer things in life but it is succumb to suffer the rage of an unforgiven city upon him instead.


Maybe one of the few last images we get of him is his future role as Batman's nemesis but I wanted to see how he got his permanent joker smile with a different tale at every telling.

I wanted to see his descent from this soulful, artful man to a villain who without another film I can only expect Bruce Wayne to be dead and gone by the time he ever escapes his psychiatric facility probably at Arkham during one of their mad doctors experiments on the city.

I am guessing all the 5/5 star ratings from the snob news on Sunday came from critics who don't care really about the content but more about the artistic flow of a film, how characters silently dance in front of glass and are turned by the madness around them yet despite taking it over succumb once again, Oscar Critics I call them, and they should all be ignored. Whenever you see a film with all 5 stars you can pretty much guess its a vote for an Oscar.

You can watch the official Joker trailer here and then skip down to Harley Quinn's.




Harley Quinn's trailer for Birds of Prey

Now for some sexy girl time, a lady who doesn't mind saying what she means with a gun between her leg and was the best thing in the Suicide Squad if you ask me. That fall into paint that turned her from a prison shrink into the Jokers girlfriend was so much more than just rolling around in different colours.

Watch the Birds of Prey Trailer #1 (2020) Right Here





Now after you have watched both films please tell me which one you thought was the best? I haven't yet but I know I caught myself nodding off a few times during the Joker.

If you just want to comment on the Joker or clowns in general then that's fine as well.

Saturday, 5 January 2019

Ronald McDonald, the Killer Clown of Millions!

Ronald McDonald, the Killer Clown of Millions!

Ronald McDonald, The Killer Clown....who has forgotten that the top killer clown of them all is the mascot and champion of one of the deadliest corporate fast food restaurants in the world. 

I remember the news actually celebrated the occasion when Moscow opened it's first McDonalds after the collapse of the USSR as some kind of symbol that Russia had finally embraced freedom when in reality they had just become another post for the killer burger chain to operate in.

Stay safe kids, stay away from McDonalds!


Thursday, 13 December 2018

Christmas Clowns

Christmas Clowns

As Christmas approaches we are getting ready for everything nice, sweet and spice but what about those of you that want something a little bit more scary to give to your kids on December 25th?

How about this....

Friday, 20 July 2018

My New Sexy Zombie Porno Clown Revealed

My New Sexy Zombie Porno Clown Revealed

I've been waiting a while now but now I can reveal one of the new stars of my new porno clown movie.

It's called "Balloon animal hell hole" and it's all about how many different balloon animals she can put up her orifices without bursting them - LOL.

I think she will enjoy the experience.

Tell me what you think of my latest zombie porno arse balloon star!


She's a beauty isn't she?


Tuesday, 10 July 2018

More Clown Porn For All you Insane Rebel Clowns

More Clown Porn

This clip is some real clown porn for you to get your teeth round LOL



What do you think of clown porn?

Funny?

Sick?

A Turn On?

Let me know if real clown porn movies were being made would you watch them or not?

Any girls into porn wanting to make crazy porn videos that are both funny and horny.

Squirty cream, juggling balls and silly string all over let me know!

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Saturday, 27 January 2018

Suicide Squad - Harley the Shrink becomes the Jokers Bint

Harley Quin Goes From Psychiatrist To The Queen Joker

I love this scene from the Suicide Squad film. The colours, the paint, the whole merging of her two mental sides. One the straight psychiatrist, the other, the crazy Harley Quinn, wanting to be with the Joker and willing to do anything to go there.

This is the chemical bath scene with Harley Quin and the Joker from the first Suicide Squad - I expect more will be coming down the DC pipe line to catch up or overtake Marvel now their universe is basically finished with their last film.

I'm sure there will be other characters, and their own films like the Ant Man and the Wasp, plus LucasFilms is now doing back, front and middle stories for Star Wars. I watched the first two episodes of The Mandalorian the other night and as old comic universes die new ones begin.



Do you consider Harley Quinn a clown or just a sexy freak who needs a good nice young boyfriend like the joker to bring round your parents house for dinner?

Porno The Clown

Porno The Clown

Porno the clown, this is the site for porno clown lovers to visit.

This is a satire of the tackiest and creepiest kinds of characters you can find online and starts with this first installment introducing Porno The Clown. 


What do you think of the new character Porno The Clown?

Sunday, 8 October 2017

Fat Clowns You Would Love To See Next To You In Bed Next Morning

Fat Clowns You Would Love To See Next To You In Bed Next Morning


These are a couple of sexy fat clowns any lady would be lucky and proud to find lying all over her when she wakes after a night of heavy drinking.

Hey I think I may have just come up with an idea on a business.

Hiring fat, scary, or old wrinkly clowns that would be placed on the same bed as your drunken friend so that when they woke they woke with a big grin on their faces. 7

Either that or came running out of the room screaming!





Remember if you have any clowns to share G+ the blog and I'll set up a community in which we can all share clown stories and pics.

Don't forget to thank the sponsors, I am waiting for a few Google Ads related to clowns to appear but I cannot imagine what you would have to buy for Google to track that around as you went surfing the web.

Saturday, 1 April 2017

New IT Clown Movie Coming - Are you scared?

New Rebel Clown Movie Coming Soon - Are You Afraid?


10 Facts About Stephen King's movie IT and the Clown Pennywise that you probably didn't know before!

What inspired the evil clown? 
Are there things that the Movie it did not cover compared to Stephen Kings Book IT? 
Why do they call the clown IT? 

The new IT movie 2017 is hitting theaters this year - it stars Bill Skarsgard and tells the story of the loser's club - who is fighting an evil demonic monster, also known as Pennywise the dancing clown.

The original movie was based based on Steven King's Novel and was a hit when it first was released. #itmovie

Pennywise the clown is obviously in it, as attractive as ever. Maybe something to persuade the girls to come and watch with you.

Go as a gang of dressed up Pennywise clowns and freak some people out with your stash of red balloons. Go like that, pull in no time.

This is the official Warner Bros trailer for it.






Are you scared or do you need some proper hardcore clown porn action to go along with it to make it a complete Rebel Porno Clown film, or does it look  just like the best clown film of 2017.

Hopefully you rebel clowns can't wait, it's out on September the 8th and I can't wait.

Read more at the official IT movie site http://itthemovie.com/

Monday, 27 March 2017

What is the definition of a clown?

What is the definition of a clown?


A bit of a philosophical clown question here.

What is a clown apart from >> "you LOL LOL", yes very funny from the 8 year old school kid readers who visit I am sure.

Definitions change over time and it could go from 20 men squashed in a mini driving around a tent only to get out and throw spongy balls at you, to a sexy girl like Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn.

Would you call her, the sexy Jokers girlfriend, just trying to pull off a clown look, an actual clown or properly mentally ill?



Margo Robbie plays the Jokers girlfriend in this film Margot Quinn. She actually manages to escape at the end through a deliberate miss from the hit man that never misses i.e Will SmithHotshot.

I think DC are getting fed up with all the Marvel and Captain America films and need some new blood now Super Man has gone.



Is it the hair?

The clothes?

The colourfulness?

Or is she just a sexy bird in tight clothes with coloured hair?

Here she is with Deadshot (Will Smith)


What is your definition?

Monday, 20 March 2017

The Best Of Insane Clown Posse Songs

The Best Of Insane Clown Posse Songs


The Insane Clown Posse

The Insane Clown Posse "Rap" group.

They are an American white rap band who dress up as clowns as they rap their quality top written, Grammy awarding lyrics....

What did I say at the end of last year??

2017 is the year of the clowns.

Porno Clowns, Rebel Clowns, Spooky Clowns, Rapping Clowns next I want to see a reverent doing a ceremony dressed as a clown. A funeral would be good with the deceased digging themselves out 20 minutes after being filled in by the mud.

This is a complication of their songs. What do you think of their rapping skills?


View the video at The Insane Clown Posse

Friday, 3 March 2017

Clown Porn Stars Talk About Their Jobs

Clown Porn Stars Talk About Their Jobs


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Here we have a number of expert clown porn stars talking about their jobs as porn actresses in the Clown Porn Game.

Squirty cream, balloons, make up, honky noses, all things we take for granted in our mundane lives.

However if we dig deeper into the rebel porno clown world we find the kink, the sex swings and a million and one raw assholes, that these clowns endure for their "art".

So check out the documentary and if you are thinking of becoming a rebel porno clown yourself gain some invaluable tips on making yourself a real shinning star.

We take a look at it all in this video and discuss why some people like a wet willy and others a red raw finger up their anus.




What do you think of clown porn stars?

Too Kinky?

Too rude?

Puts children off their fish fingers and chips?

Should be banned?

Let us know your feelings.

Remember to video any real porno action whilst dressed as clowns up as clowns into the blog and we can help make you a famous porno clown,                                                                                                                    

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Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Even the Russians are suffering from Rebel Clown Madness

Even the Russians are suffering from Rebel Clown Madness

It seems even our comrades against US aggression the Russians have to suffer from Rebel Clown attacks at home and even in bed.

Sexual Rebel Clowns Pranking In Showers

Sexual Rebel Clowns Pranking In Showers

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The Rebel Clown Army, doesn't want to scare you TOO MUCH but I love these videos of clowns doing pranks. I am so glad I got in on the clown movement when I did.

Sexiest Killer Clown Prank on Girlfriend in Shower!

This sexy killer clown prank GONE WRONG & GONE SEXUAL!

In this hot killer clown prank compilation we got the TOP 10 clips that we thought were the the best of the best! I do not take credit for any of these killer clown prank videos and I only used them to create this scary clown sightings compilation, please make sure to go check out the original full videos!


Got any hot chicks in showers being scared by clowns you want to share? Send them over!

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