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Saturday, 1 April 2017

New IT Clown Movie Coming - Are you scared?

New Rebel Clown Movie Coming Soon - Are You Afraid?


10 Facts About Stephen King's movie IT and the Clown Pennywise that you probably didn't know before!

What inspired the evil clown? 
Are there things that the Movie it did not cover compared to Stephen Kings Book IT? 
Why do they call the clown IT? 

The new IT movie 2017 is hitting theaters this year - it stars Bill Skarsgard and tells the story of the loser's club - who is fighting an evil demonic monster, also known as Pennywise the dancing clown.

The original movie was based based on Steven King's Novel and was a hit when it first was released. #itmovie

Pennywise the clown is obviously in it, as attractive as ever. Maybe something to persuade the girls to come and watch with you.

Go as a gang of dressed up Pennywise clowns and freak some people out with your stash of red balloons. Go like that, pull in no time.

This is the official Warner Bros trailer for it.






Are you scared or do you need some proper hardcore clown porn action to go along with it to make it a complete Rebel Porno Clown film, or does it look  just like the best clown film of 2017.

Hopefully you rebel clowns can't wait, it's out on September the 8th and I can't wait.

Read more at the official IT movie site http://itthemovie.com/

Monday, 27 March 2017

What is the definition of a clown?

What is the definition of a clown?


A bit of a philosophical clown question here.

What is a clown apart from >> "you LOL LOL", yes very funny from the 8 year old school kid readers who visit I am sure.

Definitions change over time and it could go from 20 men squashed in a mini driving around a tent only to get out and throw spongy balls at you, to a sexy girl like Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn.

Would you call her, the sexy Jokers girlfriend, just trying to pull off a clown look, an actual clown or properly mentally ill?



Margo Robbie plays the Jokers girlfriend in this film Margot Quinn. She actually manages to escape at the end through a deliberate miss from the hit man that never misses i.e Will Smith - Hotshot.

I think DC are getting fed up with all the Marvel and Captain America films and need some new blood now Super Man has gone.



Is it the hair?

The clothes?

The colourfulness?

Or is she just a sexy bird in tight clothes with coloured hair?

Here she is with Deadshot (Will Smith)


What is your definition?

Monday, 20 March 2017

The Best Of Insane Clown Posse Songs

The Best Of Insane Clown Posse Songs


The Insane Clown Posse

The Insane Clown Posse "Rap" group.

They are an American white rap band who dress up as clowns as they rap their quality top written, Grammy awarding lyrics....

What did I say at the end of last year??

2017 is the year of the clowns.

Porno Clowns, Rebel Clowns, Spooky Clowns, Rapping Clowns next I want to see a reverent doing a ceremony dressed as a clown. A funeral would be good with the deceased digging themselves out 20 minutes after being filled in by the mud.

This is a complication of their songs. What do you think of their rapping skills?


View the video at The Insane Clown Posse

Friday, 3 March 2017

Clown Porn Stars Talk About Their Jobs

Clown Porn Stars Talk About Their Jobs


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Here we have a number of expert clown porn stars talking about their jobs as porn actresses in the Clown Porn Game.

Squirty cream, balloons, make up, honky noses, all things we take for granted in our mundane lives.

However if we dig deeper into the rebel porno clown world we find the kink, the sex swings and a million and one raw assholes, that these clowns endure for their "art".

So check out the documentary and if you are thinking of becoming a rebel porno clown yourself gain some invaluable tips on making yourself a real shinning star.

We take a look at it all in this video and discuss why some people like a wet willy and others a red raw finger up their anus.




What do you think of clown porn stars?

Too Kinky?

Too rude?

Puts children off their fish fingers and chips?

Should be banned?

Let us know your feelings.

Remember to video any real porno action whilst dressed as clowns up as clowns into the blog and we can help make you a famous porno clown,                                                                                                                    

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Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Even the Russians are suffering from Rebel Clown Madness

Even the Russians are suffering from Rebel Clown Madness

It seems even our comrades against US aggression the Russians have to suffer from Rebel Clown attacks at home and even in bed.

Pennywise Rises From The Grave

Pennywise Rises From The Grave

Caught at Fleet cemetery the other week, Pennywise is back on the case by the looks of things.

Graves are not nice places to spend a weekend in, especially two of you on top of each other......

Sexual Rebel Clowns Pranking In Showers

Sexual Rebel Clowns Pranking In Showers

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The Rebel Clown Army, doesn't want to scare you TOO MUCH but I love these videos of clowns doing pranks. I am so glad I got in on the clown movement when I did.

Sexiest Killer Clown Prank on Girlfriend in Shower!

This sexy killer clown prank GONE WRONG & GONE SEXUAL!

In this hot killer clown prank compilation we got the TOP 10 clips that we thought were the the best of the best! I do not take credit for any of these killer clown prank videos and I only used them to create this scary clown sightings compilation, please make sure to go check out the original full videos!


Got any hot chicks in showers being scared by clowns you want to share? Send them over!

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